its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
This baby is an asshole
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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