I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
be right there i have to get my cape
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Dick very happy bro
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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