in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She even gives head with a lisp.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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