On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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