Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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