no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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