He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's blow job season.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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