hell yes lets make some ravioli
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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