Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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