Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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