i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My ass is underappreciated
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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