so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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