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Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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