I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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