yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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