you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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