ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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