is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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