its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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