he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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