: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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