Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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