I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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