He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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