I must be too annoying 4 u.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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