you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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