I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The struggles of a small town man whore
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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