He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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