sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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