since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You can make out without kissing
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