school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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