this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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