So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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