So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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