Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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