called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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