On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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