My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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