new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I wish I had a tail.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.