This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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