I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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