I will die if light touches me.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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