fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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