Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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