dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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