dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I love you.
Bad choice
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
