Sry I called you an 8
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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