her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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