I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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