Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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