I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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