They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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