Welp...herpes.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
