just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He has the fingertips of a God
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